deførmed : my crush should confess to me instead
A sensitive detour that melts down his ferocious, breakcore-tinged facade, deførmed melts down to an oddball indie rock ode to his prospective takes on love. Possibly both metaphor to the unprofessional BPM of one’s heart racing, and rhythms conjuring the tension of your ass sphincter clenched tight, muscle strain, ten reactions and all, his deadpan vocal delivery rides a pulsating note to reveal some hilarious, yet sincere confessions. As he avoids the losing end, attached below is an excerpt from his thesis:
"I crush your head
my head is being crushed by this force!
Can of worms
dropped
in your nostril
It requires so much stress having a crush, and that’s why I want to steer clear of any romantic encounters. However my subconscious says otherwise - it kind of sucks that this instinctual urge is faster than this foreground process which is my logical thinking."
Ah, romantic yearning is eternal! All I can say? Observations spot on - now that I feel dead inside, alas, I even feel jealous. I too crave for those heart-racing days, those days where your crush’s face looks like it comes in the shape of a surreal lemon. The days where I screamed like him! What even are confessions now? For that, we can now redirect to his instant-classic Valentine’s anthem, and in a gesture of solidarity and reassurance, here are the Top 10 reasons why staying single is great…
You’re totally in charge of your happiness.
You may be more successful at work.
You have a strong sense of self.
You’re more likely to be (and stay) in shape.
You’re able to avoid feeling lonely.
You sleep more soundly.
You can create your own routine.
You’re more resilient.
You have richer friendships.
You stress less about money.
Honestly, having the courage to run around with a guitar and lipsync and collapse on grass in public is probably enough to win your crush over…but that's right, why date! So smart! Why date…
Watch the goofy music video here: